Once upon a time, there was a boy who wanted to have a widow's peak (yes, that pointy hair formation in the forehead). His motive for wanting one was never really clear to anyone. What was clear though, is that he would go to great lengths to get one.
One epiphanic afternoon, he overheard an old inebriated wise man say, "Jizz will make hair grow. This is exactly the reason why boys grow pubic hair in their puberty. They masturbate so much during this time that the semen that falls on their pubic area fertilize the formerly barren skin, rendering it hairy and bushy." Excited, the boy hurried home. He had an early dinner, masturbated, and carefully placed a healthy dollop of his own 'crema de hombre' on his forehead. He silently murmured a prayer before going to sleep.
Next morning, he woke up hopeful. He did not want to check himself in the mirror just yet. Better to eat breakfast first. At the breakfast table his mother yells at him, "HOY PUTANG INA KA! BAKIT MAY TUYONG TULO-LAWAY KA SA NOO?!!!" (Rough translation: Fuck you! Why do you have dried-up drool on your forehead?!!!)
The boy rushed to the bathroom to clean up. The mother never got an answer from the boy.
This is a true story.
